Tuesday, February 28, 2006

no machine guns, please

















no machine guns, please.
A reasonable request one must say.

I've had a good week, starting to get busy now. My classes have started and my Arabic lessons start tomorrow. Teaching English is strange, dunno yet if I'm good or bad at it, just know that it's scary. Definitley the scariest thing I've done so far, more before-hand the class itself was fine.

I feel that I may be falling into the trap of only writing about the worst (most dramatic) things about my time in Gaza. Although there are many crazy things about this place, my experience here is mostly of meeting people who really wanna look after me, feed me, or show me around. The Palestinian hospitality got talked up before I came and I haven't been dissapointed.

The weather here is starting to get nice, like a good Irish summer, two months time and it might be a little less Irish!

Thursday, February 23, 2006

so i'm here a week, or 10 days or something


















i've been in Gaza for a week now, well like 10 days. seems alot longer.
the idea of doing a chronological list of what i've done does not appeal 'cos it seems like so much has happened.

Settled into the apartment and all, the food here is great. no bowel problems of note yet mom. Finished up the exams for the streaming of my English classes so next week (monday) they will start divide into 2 levels.
My Ararbic is still really weak, gotta sort out a tutor. I can do taxi talk, as in I know my address, hello, goodbye, thank you etc.

I've met so many people here, struggling with all of the names, looking to join a football team. There are loads of oppertunities to help here which is cool. Visited a refugee camp just south of Gaza city, pretty extreme stuff. Conditions are so harsh, huge extended families crammed into tiny hut/houses, loads of them have huge holes for windows and it is so cold here at night.

Starting to get my head around the flags here, they really love their flags, the green of Hamas, the yellow of Fatah, and the black of Islamic Jihad. Every house has one.

Story of the week has to be my encounter with the Palestinian special forces. I guess this is not really a blog story but i leave you with this advice,
if you ever visit a politically volatile country and you happen to live in an apartment block overlooking the presidents house,
do not, i repeat DO NOT stand on your balcony and take pictures (at night with a flash) of the president and his 100 or so security personel arriving at his house.
They will get upset.
They suspect you of being a sniper.
They will be very nice and polite but insist you come with them to the top security central intelligence building some questions and coffee.
They will confiscate your camera and delete your photos.

I found out the next day that the laser from the auto-focus on my camera really upset them. They radioed for permission to shoot.
They didn't get it.

All's well that ends well I guess.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Denmark?





















I'm in the lift in my apartment block heading for the 14th floor
when a kid jumps in the lift with me.



"Denmark?"

He points at me
I don't understand so he repeats

"You, Denmark"

"No, No, Irelande, Irelande"


He looks away.
But i feel it is worth repeating,
pointing at my chest i say

"Me, Irelande"

He smiles in recognition,
puts his hand across his chest and says proudly

"Me Palestine"

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

I have arrived!

















as I was flying to Tel Aviv I decided to pick me up a guidebook to Israel,
delighted with my new purchase I spent the next half hour trying to find a reference to Gaza.
finally under 'occupied territories' I found it

"Gaza, on the Mediterranean coast, is most troubled of all and is best avoided altogether"

ahh....

flights and all were grand except that I forgot to go to sleep,
passed into Gaza through the Erez checkpoint
crazy crazy experience
through the VIP entrance as I is a foreigner
got my passport checked 4 times in about 250 yards of cattle pen like gates.

hopped in a taxi on the other side
my guide advised

"don't wear a seatbelt it looks suspicious.."
I was looking to be kidnapped apparently

breathtaking drive through northern Gaza
mental driving overtaking mulecarts while avoiding bomb craters on the motorway

place I'm staying is lovely
Gaza city is completely buzzing
amazing, hectic city
great food and serious hospitality
alot of foreigners though......

Sunday, February 12, 2006

I'm off!















Hey

I'm heading off on my merry way tommorrow afternoon,
consequently i might have things of interest to put on my blog.

Alright then
Hope y'all are well
Happy travels to me